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Episodes

September 22, 2021

The Wedding Singer (1998) - "Somebody Kill Me Please"

Join us as we play some Plot Summary MadLibs and Tim serenades the world with his cover of "Somebody Kill Me"

Movie Review

September 08, 2021

HWSBHD - See No Evil, Hear No Evil (1989)

In today's episode, we ask ourselves a simple question: "How Would Sean Bean Have Died" in 1989's American comedy film, "See No Evil, Hear No Evil". I am joined by my old friend from a galaxy far, far away....

How Would Sean Bean Have Died?

September 01, 2021

The Sand (2015) - "Nothing leaves this beach"

Why did we do this to ourselves? Join us as we break all the rules and watch this film for the first time (and the last time). We're talking about 2015's American monster movie, "The Sand".

Movie Review

August 24, 2021

Intermission: Part Deux

Tim, Dana, Kari, and Spaz get together to talk about anything and everything while we wait for our next movie review. The conversation is broken down into 4 parts, and can only be found on our Ko-fi page

Random

August 20, 2021

Intermission - What happened to the crew of On Second Watch?

We've been gone with no notice. We intended to take a week off, but not a month... Tim breaks down some of what's been going on and what's to come next.

July 28, 2021

BONUS - Spaz talks "Batman and Robin"

Spaz missed our rewatch recording, so Tim sat down for a little one-on-one with everyone's favorite inappropriate honorary uncle. We continue our talk about Batman & Robin, complete with Spaz's hot take on bat nipples and FMK...

Random

July 21, 2021

Batman and Robin (1997) - "Let's kick some ice!"

This 2 hour long commercial has more one-liners and puns than we could even count. We knew what we were getting ourselves into with 1997's American superhero film, "Batman and Robin". We joked about this film since before we started our podcast and finally take the polar plunge into the icy water. Oh god, I'm doing it now.

Movie Review

July 14, 2021

Amelie (2001) - "We pass the time of day to forget how time passes"

The power of imagination and love is on full display in 2001's French romantic comedy film, "Amelie". This is one of Dana's all-time favorite movies and we're excited to finally get a chance to see how this film hits us as adults.

Movie Review

July 07, 2021

HWSBHD - A Goofy Movie (1995) feat. Talkin' Shiz

In today's episode, we ask ourselves a simple question: "How Would Sean Bean Have Died" in 1995's American animated musical comedy film "A Goofy Movie". We are joined by CJ and Mattx from the podcast Talkin' Shiz

How Would Sean Bean Have Died?

June 30, 2021

HWSBHD - Zombieland (2009) feat. Mystery Mike from HHSCH

In today's episode, we ask ourselves a simple question: "How Would Sean Bean Have Died" in 2009's American post-apocalyptic zombie comedy film "Zombieland". We are joined by Mystery Mike from the podcast Hush Hush Society Conspiracy Hour

How Would Sean Bean Have Died?

June 25, 2021

HWSBHD - Varsity Blues (1999) feat. Derek aka Rick Rison

In today's episode, we ask ourselves a simple question: "How Would Sean Bean Have Died" in 1999's American coming-of-age sports comedy-drama film "Varsity Blues". We are joined by Derek aka (Rick Rison) who just dropped his first single, "Virtue Signal”

How Would Sean Bean Have Died?

June 23, 2021

HWSBHD - Interstellar (2014) feat. Dan from Assorted Goods

In today's episode, we ask ourselves a simple question: "How Would Sean Bean Have Died" in 2014's epic science fiction film "Interstellar". We are joined by Dan from the Assorted Goods podcast.

How Would Sean Bean Have Died?

June 16, 2021

HWSBHD - Meet the Parents (2000)

In today's episode, we ask ourselves a simple question: "How Would Sean Bean Have Died" in 2000 American comedy film, "Meet the Parents". We are graced with the presence of Spaz for the first time and probably for the last time...

How Would Sean Bean Have Died?

June 09, 2021

Meet the Parents (2000) - "I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?"

Ben Stiller is the king of cringey, anxiety-inducing, awkward moments, and he is on full display in 2000's American romantic comedy film, "Meet the Parents". Join us as we re-write one of the most memorable scenes MadLibs-style, reflect on our Nostalgia, and see if this movie holds up over time.

Movie Review

June 01, 2021

HWSBHD - Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005) feat. Good Game Guys

In today's episode, we ask ourselves a simple question: "How Would Sean Bean Have Died" in 2005's fantasy film, "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire". We are joined by the Good Game Guys hosts, DeVaughn and Shane.

How Would Sean Bean Have Died?

May 24, 2021

HWSBHD - Batman (1989) feat. Nikki

In today's episode, we ask ourselves a simple question: "How Would Sean Bean Have Died" in 1989's super hero film, "Batman". We are joined by Nikki, our podcast MVP Join On Second Watch as we explore what role would be perfect for Sean Bean to play...

How Would Sean Bean Have Died?

May 19, 2021

Batman (1989) - "You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?"

Nothing says billionaire, masked vigilante like dad jeans and a turtleneck. Join us as we talk about all the wonders and absurdity as we review 1989's Superhero film Batman, with special guest, Nikki!

Movie Review

May 04, 2021

Revenge of the Sith (2005) - HWSBHD feat. The Movie Cellar

In today's episode, we ask ourselves a simple question: "How Would Sean Bean Have Died" in 2005's American epic space-opera film, "Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith". We are joined by "Overlord" Dan, one of the kickass hosts from my favorite movie podcast, The Movie Cellar.

How Would Sean Bean Have Died?

April 28, 2021

Return of the Jedi (1983) - "It's a trap!"

We put our fandom and nostalgia to the test as we jump right to the conclusion of the original trilogy and review 1983 American epic space opera film Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi

Movie Review

April 22, 2021

BONUS - Star Wars Galaxies (2003) - The Galactic Senate Reconvenes!

Join members of the former community influencer group, "The Galactic Senate", as they discuss the greatest sandbox MMORPG ever created: Star Wars Galaxies

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April 07, 2021

BONUS - Zack Snyder's Justice League (2021) - HWSBHD feat. Rob Turner

In today's episode, we ask ourselves a simple question: "How Would Sean Bean Have Died" in 2021's American superhero film, "Zack Snyder's Justice League", aka the "Snyder Cut". We are joined by our friend and long time supporter, Rob Turner from Reynard City.

How Would Sean Bean Have Died?

April 01, 2021

[PODCAST TAKEOVER] Over the Top (1987) | Good Times, Great Movies

April Fools! On Second Watch has been taken over by Doug and Jamie from the podcast Good Times, Great Movies. Enjoy their hilarious take on this 1987 film featuring arm wrestling, truckin', and fatherhood. This movie is so '80s...

Movie Review Random

March 17, 2021

BONUS - The Matrix (1999) - HWSBHD feat. TWIM

In today's episode, we ask ourselves a simple question: How would Sean Bean have died in 1999's groundbreaking sci-fi film, "The Matrix". We are joined by our friends from across the pond, James and Matt from the podcast This Week in Metropolis.

How Would Sean Bean Have Died?

March 10, 2021

Super Mario Bros. (1993) - "Improbable, Unlikely, but never impossible"

The idea of taking one of the best video games and video game characters from 16-bit to the big screen sounds like an easy way to make a lot of money. Obtain an incredible intellectual property with full creative control, assemble an incredible cast, toss in $48mil, what could go wrong? Let us count the ways...

Movie Review