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Episodes

December 01, 2021

Our Holiday Announcement

Christmas Movies, How Would Sean Bean Have Died, and a very special Twitter Spaces Plot Summary MadLibs event you don't want to miss. Take a listen to see what we have in store this month

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November 17, 2021

Batteries Not Included (1987) - "It's old and depressing!"

This movie has all the key ingredients for a wholesome family film: Gentrification, Elder Abuse, Arson, Attempted Murder, Robot Voyeurism...

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November 10, 2021

80's Movies Starring Robots - Spin the Wheel

You chose the category, we choose our picks, and fate decides our nostalgia review. Allow us to introduce to you our "Spin The Wheel" event

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October 29, 2021

HWSBHD - Tucker & Dale vs. Evil (2010)

In today's episode, we ask ourselves a simple question: "How Would Sean Bean Have Died" in 2010's comedy horror film, "Tucker & Dale vs. Evil". I am joined by several of our listeners LIVE via Bullhorn.fm

How Would Sean Bean Have Died?

October 27, 2021

Tucker & Dale vs. Evil (2010) - "You guys uhh... goin' camping?"

Join us in our final Halloween film of the season, as we laugh our hillbilly asses off with 2010's comedy horror film, "Tucker & Dale vs. Evil". Our Plot Summary MadLibs introduces us to a Moist Butterfinger, a Hangry Stud Muffin, and a Sexy Turkey....

Movie Review

October 25, 2021

HWSBHD - Sleepaway Camp (1983) feat. ArkonPhoenix

In today's episode, we ask ourselves a simple question: "How Would Sean Bean Have Died" in 1983's American slasher film, "Sleepaway Camp". I am joined by my brother in the force, ArkonPhoenix, and several of our listeners LIVE via Bullhorn.fm

How Would Sean Bean Have Died?

October 22, 2021

HWSBHD - Dog Soldiers (2002)

In today's episode, we ask ourselves a simple question: "How Would Sean Bean Have Died" in 2002's British action horror film, "Dog Soldiers". I am joined by several of our listeners LIVE via Bullhorn.fm

How Would Sean Bean Have Died?

October 20, 2021

Dog Soldiers (2002) - "My guts are out Coop!"

[Commissioned by Selina] Chris gives us a great breakdown of this movie, including some history, background stories, and behind the scenes. Spaz gives us a brief review of "Grease 2" per Selina's request, and we get filthy in our Plot Summary MadLibs

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October 18, 2021

HWSBHD - Final Destination (2000) feat. Reynard City

In today's episode, we ask ourselves a simple question: "How Would Sean Bean Have Died" in 2000's American supernatural horror film, "Final Destination". I am joined again by Rob from Reynard City

How Would Sean Bean Have Died?

October 15, 2021

HWSBHD - Event Horizon (1997) feat. Annamarabella

In today's episode, we ask ourselves a simple question: "How Would Sean Bean Have Died" in 1997's science fiction horror film, "Event Horizon". I am joined by Ko-fi Ambassador and incredible writer Annamarabella.

How Would Sean Bean Have Died?

October 13, 2021

HWSBHD - Child's Play (1988) feat. Derek

In today's episode, we ask ourselves a simple question: "How Would Sean Bean Have Died" in 1988's American supernatural horror film, "Child's Play". I am joined by Derek in his 5th time on the show!

How Would Sean Bean Have Died?

October 11, 2021

HWSBHD - It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown (1966) feat. Rico and The Man

In today's episode, we ask ourselves a simple question: "How Would Sean Bean Have Died" in 1966's American prime time animated television special, "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown". I am joined by new friends, Rob and Peter, from the incredible comedy podcast "Rico and The Man".

How Would Sean Bean Have Died?

October 08, 2021

HWSBHD - The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)

In today's episode, we ask ourselves a simple question: "How Would Sean Bean Have Died" in 1993's stop-motion musical Halloween-Christmas themed film, "The Nightmare Before Christmas". I am joined by several of our listeners LIVE via Bullhorn.fm

How Would Sean Bean Have Died?

October 06, 2021

The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) - "Life's no fun without a good scare"

For Tim and Spaz, nothing says "Halloween" like a singing and dancing skeleton dressed as Santa Claus. That's right, we're jumping straight down the tree to Halloween Town to visit 1993's stop-motion musical Halloween-Christmas themed film, The Nightmare Before Christmas. Last movie review, you got Tim singing. This time, it's a super cut of the vocal talent of the one and only Spaz. You're welcome?

Movie Review

October 04, 2021

HWSBHD - Hocus Pocus (1993)

In today's episode, we ask ourselves a simple question: "How Would Sean Bean Have Died" in 1993's American fantasy comedy film, "Hocus Pocus". I am joined by friend of the show, Josh, from the podcast Your Next Favorite Movie.

How Would Sean Bean Have Died?

September 27, 2021

Huge Announcement + Sean Bean Halloween Extravaganza

October is going to be our biggest month yet, with 10+ episodes in the works. Come join us during our live recordings to leave comments, participate in polls, and for the first time ever, call in to be a part of the show!

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September 22, 2021

The Wedding Singer (1998) - "Somebody Kill Me Please"

Join us as we play some Plot Summary MadLibs and Tim serenades the world with his cover of "Somebody Kill Me"

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September 08, 2021

HWSBHD - See No Evil, Hear No Evil (1989)

In today's episode, we ask ourselves a simple question: "How Would Sean Bean Have Died" in 1989's American comedy film, "See No Evil, Hear No Evil". I am joined by my old friend from a galaxy far, far away....

How Would Sean Bean Have Died?

September 01, 2021

The Sand (2015) - "Nothing leaves this beach"

Why did we do this to ourselves? Join us as we break all the rules and watch this film for the first time (and the last time). We're talking about 2015's American monster movie, "The Sand".

Movie Review

August 24, 2021

Intermission: Part Deux

Tim, Dana, Kari, and Spaz get together to talk about anything and everything while we wait for our next movie review. The conversation is broken down into 4 parts, and can only be found on our Ko-fi page

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August 20, 2021

Intermission - What happened to the crew of On Second Watch?

We've been gone with no notice. We intended to take a week off, but not a month... Tim breaks down some of what's been going on and what's to come next.

July 28, 2021

BONUS - Spaz talks "Batman and Robin"

Spaz missed our rewatch recording, so Tim sat down for a little one-on-one with everyone's favorite inappropriate honorary uncle. We continue our talk about Batman & Robin, complete with Spaz's hot take on bat nipples and FMK...

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July 21, 2021

Batman and Robin (1997) - "Let's kick some ice!"

This 2 hour long commercial has more one-liners and puns than we could even count. We knew what we were getting ourselves into with 1997's American superhero film, "Batman and Robin". We joked about this film since before we started our podcast and finally take the polar plunge into the icy water. Oh god, I'm doing it now.

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July 14, 2021

Amelie (2001) - "We pass the time of day to forget how time passes"

The power of imagination and love is on full display in 2001's French romantic comedy film, "Amelie". This is one of Dana's all-time favorite movies and we're excited to finally get a chance to see how this film hits us as adults.

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