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So let's uh, let's do some Mad Libs on this and I mentioned in the last episode that I really struggled to create a Mad Libs for this because the plot itself is so off the wall. I don't know what the heck to do, but We'll try let's try to make it less Awkward, but that's not gonna happen. That's not gonna happen.

Not after last time Nope. Still scarred. Oh, you will be. Alright, so, like before, let's call out some numbers. Two. Four. One. Three. I guess that leaves me with five. Sucks to be you! I guess. So I gotta fill all these in as we go here. Chances are it's going to suck to be me, because it usually does. It usually does, yeah.

Oh, hmm. Nah, I think you're okay, Carrie. Go figure. I mean, kinda. Depends on the... Depends on your perspective. The words haven't been chosen yet. This actually worked out pretty good. I need an adjective used to describe people. Confident. There you go. All right, a noun. Idiot.

All right, a verb. Sweat. That's right.

Let's go with an adjective. Greasy. A noun. Box. Adjective. Moist! We got it!

All right, I'm done. Uh, let's go with another adjective. Childish? I was gonna say dry.

I'll start with childish and I'll use dry as the next one. A verb. Frolic. Nice.

Solid.

Let's go with a noun. Doorknob. I don't like that. I do. A verb. I'll smash. Oh, I got a poke in there. Yep. Got the old doorknob poke. Oh god. I don't even know what that means. I don't wanna know. Let's go with another verb. You said smash, Gary? Sure. Yep. Another verb. Jazzercise. No! I went on a really long rant about the name Jazzercise the other day so I'm like, no!

Perfect. This was at 1230 at night as we're trying to go to bed, Dana starts going on a rant about that word. Oh my god. That's awesome. Um, alright, two more verbs. Medicaid. Critique. Medicaid's a good word. You want to use critique as the last verb? He's busy drinking his pop, I can hear him. Yep, there goes the cap back on.

Alright, I need a body part. Oh no. Forearm.

Oh no. A very muscular forearm.

He must work out. What were you going to say, Dana? I'm curious now. A kneecap? Yeah, I'll stick with forearm. Yeah, you should. All right, here we go. Oh boy. In New York City, two confident siblings named Dana and Spaz have an idiot business where they sweat for cash.

Oh no. This checks out. Spaz is in love with Carrie, the greasy box who happens to be... God

damn it! Oh my god! Damn it! I love you, Carrie. Oh, it's so, it's so offensive! Love you too! You greasy box! I don't think, you could say that! Of course, of course this happened! Of course it did. You're like, you're like 0 for 3 here. Oh, god. Uh, I can't say this.

Uh, the greasy box who happens to be the moist princess of another dimension. Yes! Yes!

Uh, the moist princess of another dimension.

I'm shaking my head. You got a new nickname! I'm sure I do. I'm gonna call you MP from now on.

Oh my god. Where Chris, the childish king, wants to frolic, carry, and rule both dimensions. Oh, come

on! That doesn't even make sense! He's gonna frolic you good tonight! I'm sorry, King. I always end up as the bad guy. You do. It's just totally random to you, so go figure. Uh, the king sends Tim, the dry doorknob, to kidnap Carrie. Go forth, doorknob, and be dry.

Uh, but Dana and Spaz chase them into this new world. Will Dana poke Spaz and help save the world? Gotta hope not.

We're kind of, what are you doing, step sibling?

Again, they make videos for that. Yeah, they're very popular now. Will Spaz rescue Carrie and finally get a chance to smash her? Come on! You're all, you're all doing it to me now. This is ridiculous. Well, yeah, that's what the story said, apparently. Oh, come on. Carrie's dead. Oh, God. We'll carry Jazersize the kingdom.

Damn right. I mean, she is the Moist Princess. Come on! Nah, she's too busy getting smashed. That's why she's the Moist Princess! Getting smashed and frolic. I mean, it could be worse. You could be a dry doorknob. Instead, I've got a greasy box. So, I mean.

Tim, how does this happen? It's from all of Smashing!

This movie is now better! God, will Tim see the error in King Chris ways and medicate him? I hope so, cause this is fucked up! Or will King Chris critique both dimensions with an iron forearm?

That's also just, I don't want to think about it too much, just. The old iron grip.

Spaz, mute yourself, you're dying over there. Oh god. Well, this was our most offensive map of

the amount of innuendos is just outstanding.

Moist Princess, this is just I think the highlight out of all of that, not even Moist Princess, is how vulgar Greasybox is. Yes. Like, that is just so, god, that is so offensively bad. Smashing and frolicking. Iron forearms. Why do I do this to myself? I don't know, you wrote it. Why do you do that? Wait, wait, what about, why do you do that to Carrie every time?

Every time. I mean, it could have been worse, it could have been like... Spaz could have taken your number, that would have gotten real weird. Spaz has a greasy box? You know what, sadly, that would be less vulgar, probably. Because it's true. Oh

my god! I don't call him the moist princess for nothing! That's right. I am all sorts of moist sittin here. Oh, God, stop it. I'm sure you are. I'm sure it's quite humid down there. Ew. It is. It's like a jungle. They don't call you the Soggy Bottom Boys for nothin You got that right. I mean, shit, we all heard you earlier.

Hell yeah. Droppin some bombs. I'm sure, I'm sure, I'm sure people are really interested in hearing that. I don't care what they're interested in. Oh, sweet!

We raise money for children! Let's talk about some greasy boxes and spaz farting!