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How Would Sean Bean Have Died?

HWSBHD - The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)

Oct. 8, 2021

In today's episode, we ask ourselves a simple question: "How Would Sean Bean Have Died" in 1993's stop-motion musical Halloween-Christmas themed film, "The Nightmare Before Christmas". I am joined by several of our listeners…

Movie Review

The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) - "Life's no fun without a good scare"

Oct. 6, 2021

For Tim and Spaz, nothing says "Halloween" like a singing and dancing skeleton dressed as Santa Claus. That's right, we're jumping straight down the tree to Halloween Town to visit 1993's stop-motion musical Halloween-Christ…

How Would Sean Bean Have Died?

HWSBHD - Hocus Pocus (1993)

Oct. 4, 2021

In today's episode, we ask ourselves a simple question: "How Would Sean Bean Have Died" in 1993's American fantasy comedy film, "Hocus Pocus". I am joined by friend of the show, Josh, from the podcast Your Next Favorite Movi…

Guest: Josh G
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Huge Announcement + Sean Bean Halloween Extravaganza

Sept. 27, 2021

October is going to be our biggest month yet, with 10+ episodes in the works. Come join us during our live recordings to leave comments, participate in polls, and for the first time ever, call in to be a part of the show!

Movie Review

The Wedding Singer (1998) - "Somebody Kill Me Please"

Sept. 22, 2021

Join us as we play some Plot Summary MadLibs and Tim serenades the world with his cover of "Somebody Kill Me"

How Would Sean Bean Have Died?

HWSBHD - See No Evil, Hear No Evil (1989)

Sept. 8, 2021

In today's episode, we ask ourselves a simple question: "How Would Sean Bean Have Died" in 1989's American comedy film, "See No Evil, Hear No Evil". I am joined by my old friend from a galaxy far, far away....

Movie Review

The Sand (2015) - "Nothing leaves this beach"

Sept. 1, 2021

Why did we do this to ourselves? Join us as we break all the rules and watch this film for the first time (and the last time). We're talking about 2015's American monster movie, "The Sand".

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Intermission: Part Deux

Aug. 24, 2021

Tim, Dana, Kari, and Spaz get together to talk about anything and everything while we wait for our next movie review. The conversation is broken down into 4 parts, and can only be found on our Ko-fi page

Intermission - What happened to the crew of On Second Watch?

Aug. 20, 2021

We've been gone with no notice. We intended to take a week off, but not a month... Tim breaks down some of what's been going on and what's to come next.

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BONUS - Spaz talks "Batman and Robin"

July 28, 2021

Spaz missed our rewatch recording, so Tim sat down for a little one-on-one with everyone's favorite inappropriate honorary uncle. We continue our talk about Batman & Robin, complete with Spaz's hot take on bat nipples and FM…

Movie Review

Batman and Robin (1997) - "Let's kick some ice!"

July 21, 2021

This 2 hour long commercial has more one-liners and puns than we could even count. We knew what we were getting ourselves into with 1997's American superhero film, "Batman and Robin". We joked about this film since before we…

Movie Review

Amelie (2001) - "We pass the time of day to forget how time passes"

July 14, 2021

The power of imagination and love is on full display in 2001's French romantic comedy film, "Amelie". This is one of Dana's all-time favorite movies and we're excited to finally get a chance to see how this film hits us as a…

How Would Sean Bean Have Died?

HWSBHD - A Goofy Movie (1995) feat. Talkin' Shiz

July 7, 2021

In today's episode, we ask ourselves a simple question: "How Would Sean Bean Have Died" in 1995's American animated musical comedy film "A Goofy Movie". We are joined by CJ and Mattx from the podcast Talkin' Shiz

Guest: Talkin' Shiz
How Would Sean Bean Have Died?

HWSBHD - Zombieland (2009) feat. Mystery Mike from HHSCH

June 30, 2021

In today's episode, we ask ourselves a simple question: "How Would Sean Bean Have Died" in 2009's American post-apocalyptic zombie comedy film "Zombieland". We are joined by Mystery Mike from the podcast Hush Hush Society Co…

Guest: Mystery Mike
How Would Sean Bean Have Died?

HWSBHD - Varsity Blues (1999) feat. Derek aka Rick Rison

June 25, 2021

In today's episode, we ask ourselves a simple question: "How Would Sean Bean Have Died" in 1999's American coming-of-age sports comedy-drama film "Varsity Blues". We are joined by Derek aka (Rick Rison) who just dropped his …

How Would Sean Bean Have Died?

HWSBHD - Interstellar (2014) feat. Dan from Assorted Goods

June 23, 2021

In today's episode, we ask ourselves a simple question: "How Would Sean Bean Have Died" in 2014's epic science fiction film "Interstellar". We are joined by Dan from the Assorted Goods podcast.

Guest: Dan Felton
How Would Sean Bean Have Died?

HWSBHD - Meet the Parents (2000)

June 16, 2021

In today's episode, we ask ourselves a simple question: "How Would Sean Bean Have Died" in 2000 American comedy film, "Meet the Parents". We are graced with the presence of Spaz for the first time and probably for the last t…

Movie Review

Meet the Parents (2000) - "I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?"

June 9, 2021

Ben Stiller is the king of cringey, anxiety-inducing, awkward moments, and he is on full display in 2000's American romantic comedy film, "Meet the Parents". Join us as we re-write one of the most memorable scenes MadLibs-st…

How Would Sean Bean Have Died?

HWSBHD - Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005) feat. Good Game Guys

June 1, 2021

In today's episode, we ask ourselves a simple question: "How Would Sean Bean Have Died" in 2005's fantasy film, "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire". We are joined by the Good Game Guys hosts, DeVaughn and Shane.

How Would Sean Bean Have Died?

HWSBHD - Batman (1989) feat. Nikki

May 24, 2021

In today's episode, we ask ourselves a simple question: "How Would Sean Bean Have Died" in 1989's super hero film, "Batman". We are joined by Nikki, our podcast MVP Join On Second Watch as we explore what role would be pe…

Guest: Nikki
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Batman (1989) - "You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?"

May 19, 2021

Nothing says billionaire, masked vigilante like dad jeans and a turtleneck. Join us as we talk about all the wonders and absurdity as we review 1989's Superhero film Batman, with special guest, Nikki!

Guest: Nikki
How Would Sean Bean Have Died?

Revenge of the Sith (2005) - HWSBHD feat. The Movie Cellar

May 4, 2021

In today's episode, we ask ourselves a simple question: "How Would Sean Bean Have Died" in 2005's American epic space-opera film, "Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith". We are joined by "Overlord" Dan, one of the ki…

Movie Review

Return of the Jedi (1983) - "It's a trap!"

April 28, 2021

We put our fandom and nostalgia to the test as we jump right to the conclusion of the original trilogy and review 1983 American epic space opera film Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi

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BONUS - Star Wars Galaxies (2003) - The Galactic Senate Reconvenes!

April 22, 2021

Join members of the former community influencer group, "The Galactic Senate", as they discuss the greatest sandbox MMORPG ever created: Star Wars Galaxies