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How Would Sean Bean Have Died?

HWSBHD - Tucker & Dale vs. Evil (2010)

Oct. 29, 2021

In today's episode, we ask ourselves a simple question: "How Would Sean Bean Have Died" in 2010's comedy horror film, "Tucker & Dale vs. Evil". I am joined by several of our listeners LIVE via Bullhorn.fm

Movie Review

Tucker & Dale vs. Evil (2010) - "You guys uhh... goin' camping?"

Oct. 27, 2021

Join us in our final Halloween film of the season, as we laugh our hillbilly asses off with 2010's comedy horror film, "Tucker & Dale vs. Evil". Our Plot Summary MadLibs introduces us to a Moist Butterfinger, a Hangry Stud M…

How Would Sean Bean Have Died?

HWSBHD - Sleepaway Camp (1983) feat. ArkonPhoenix

Oct. 25, 2021

In today's episode, we ask ourselves a simple question: "How Would Sean Bean Have Died" in 1983's American slasher film, "Sleepaway Camp". I am joined by my brother in the force, ArkonPhoenix, and several of our listeners LI…

How Would Sean Bean Have Died?

HWSBHD - Dog Soldiers (2002)

Oct. 22, 2021

In today's episode, we ask ourselves a simple question: "How Would Sean Bean Have Died" in 2002's British action horror film, "Dog Soldiers". I am joined by several of our listeners LIVE via Bullhorn.fm

Movie Review

Dog Soldiers (2002) - "My guts are out Coop!"

Oct. 20, 2021

[Commissioned by Selina] Chris gives us a great breakdown of this movie, including some history, background stories, and behind the scenes. Spaz gives us a brief review of "Grease 2" per Selina's request, and we get filthy i…

How Would Sean Bean Have Died?

HWSBHD - Final Destination (2000) feat. Reynard City

Oct. 18, 2021

In today's episode, we ask ourselves a simple question: "How Would Sean Bean Have Died" in 2000's American supernatural horror film, "Final Destination". I am joined again by Rob from Reynard City

Guest: Rob Turner
How Would Sean Bean Have Died?

HWSBHD - Event Horizon (1997) feat. Annamarabella

Oct. 15, 2021

In today's episode, we ask ourselves a simple question: "How Would Sean Bean Have Died" in 1997's science fiction horror film, "Event Horizon". I am joined by Ko-fi Ambassador and incredible writer Annamarabella.

Guest: annamarabella
How Would Sean Bean Have Died?

HWSBHD - Child's Play (1988) feat. Derek

Oct. 13, 2021

In today's episode, we ask ourselves a simple question: "How Would Sean Bean Have Died" in 1988's American supernatural horror film, "Child's Play". I am joined by Derek in his 5th time on the show!

How Would Sean Bean Have Died?

HWSBHD - It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown (1966) feat. Rico and The Man

Oct. 11, 2021

In today's episode, we ask ourselves a simple question: "How Would Sean Bean Have Died" in 1966's American prime time animated television special, "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown". I am joined by new friends, Rob and …

How Would Sean Bean Have Died?

HWSBHD - The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)

Oct. 8, 2021

In today's episode, we ask ourselves a simple question: "How Would Sean Bean Have Died" in 1993's stop-motion musical Halloween-Christmas themed film, "The Nightmare Before Christmas". I am joined by several of our listeners…

Movie Review

The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) - "Life's no fun without a good scare"

Oct. 6, 2021

For Tim and Spaz, nothing says "Halloween" like a singing and dancing skeleton dressed as Santa Claus. That's right, we're jumping straight down the tree to Halloween Town to visit 1993's stop-motion musical Halloween-Christ…

How Would Sean Bean Have Died?

HWSBHD - Hocus Pocus (1993)

Oct. 4, 2021

In today's episode, we ask ourselves a simple question: "How Would Sean Bean Have Died" in 1993's American fantasy comedy film, "Hocus Pocus". I am joined by friend of the show, Josh, from the podcast Your Next Favorite Movi…

Guest: Josh G
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Huge Announcement + Sean Bean Halloween Extravaganza

Sept. 27, 2021

October is going to be our biggest month yet, with 10+ episodes in the works. Come join us during our live recordings to leave comments, participate in polls, and for the first time ever, call in to be a part of the show!

Movie Review

The Wedding Singer (1998) - "Somebody Kill Me Please"

Sept. 22, 2021

Join us as we play some Plot Summary MadLibs and Tim serenades the world with his cover of "Somebody Kill Me"

How Would Sean Bean Have Died?

HWSBHD - See No Evil, Hear No Evil (1989)

Sept. 8, 2021

In today's episode, we ask ourselves a simple question: "How Would Sean Bean Have Died" in 1989's American comedy film, "See No Evil, Hear No Evil". I am joined by my old friend from a galaxy far, far away....

Movie Review

The Sand (2015) - "Nothing leaves this beach"

Sept. 1, 2021

Why did we do this to ourselves? Join us as we break all the rules and watch this film for the first time (and the last time). We're talking about 2015's American monster movie, "The Sand".

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Intermission: Part Deux

Aug. 24, 2021

Tim, Dana, Kari, and Spaz get together to talk about anything and everything while we wait for our next movie review. The conversation is broken down into 4 parts, and can only be found on our Ko-fi page

Intermission - What happened to the crew of On Second Watch?

Aug. 20, 2021

We've been gone with no notice. We intended to take a week off, but not a month... Tim breaks down some of what's been going on and what's to come next.

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BONUS - Spaz talks "Batman and Robin"

July 28, 2021

Spaz missed our rewatch recording, so Tim sat down for a little one-on-one with everyone's favorite inappropriate honorary uncle. We continue our talk about Batman & Robin, complete with Spaz's hot take on bat nipples and FM…

Movie Review

Batman and Robin (1997) - "Let's kick some ice!"

July 21, 2021

This 2 hour long commercial has more one-liners and puns than we could even count. We knew what we were getting ourselves into with 1997's American superhero film, "Batman and Robin". We joked about this film since before we…

Movie Review

Amelie (2001) - "We pass the time of day to forget how time passes"

July 14, 2021

The power of imagination and love is on full display in 2001's French romantic comedy film, "Amelie". This is one of Dana's all-time favorite movies and we're excited to finally get a chance to see how this film hits us as a…

How Would Sean Bean Have Died?

HWSBHD - A Goofy Movie (1995) feat. Talkin' Shiz

July 7, 2021

In today's episode, we ask ourselves a simple question: "How Would Sean Bean Have Died" in 1995's American animated musical comedy film "A Goofy Movie". We are joined by CJ and Mattx from the podcast Talkin' Shiz

Guest: Talkin' Shiz
How Would Sean Bean Have Died?

HWSBHD - Zombieland (2009) feat. Mystery Mike from HHSCH

June 30, 2021

In today's episode, we ask ourselves a simple question: "How Would Sean Bean Have Died" in 2009's American post-apocalyptic zombie comedy film "Zombieland". We are joined by Mystery Mike from the podcast Hush Hush Society Co…

Guest: Mystery Mike
How Would Sean Bean Have Died?

HWSBHD - Varsity Blues (1999) feat. Derek aka Rick Rison

June 25, 2021

In today's episode, we ask ourselves a simple question: "How Would Sean Bean Have Died" in 1999's American coming-of-age sports comedy-drama film "Varsity Blues". We are joined by Derek aka (Rick Rison) who just dropped his …