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The Sixth Sense (1999) -
Movie Review

The Sixth Sense (1999) - "I see dead people"

Feb. 3, 2022

We're back! and this time, we're checking out the twist that started all twists, 1999's American supernatural psychological thriller, "The Sixth Sense"

Spin the Wheel - The Academy Awards 'Best Picture' Losers
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Spin the Wheel - The Academy Awards 'Best Picture' Losers

Jan. 26, 2022

You chose the category, we choose our picks, and fate decides our nostalgia review

HWSBHD - A Charlie Brown Christmas (1965) feat. Rico and The Man
How Would Sean Bean Have Died?

HWSBHD - A Charlie Brown Christmas (1965) feat. Rico and The Man

Dec. 21, 2021

In today's episode, we ask ourselves a simple question: "How Would Sean Bean Have Died" in 1965's Christmas animated television special, "A Charlie Brown Christmas"

Our Holiday Announcement
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Our Holiday Announcement

Dec. 1, 2021

Christmas Movies, How Would Sean Bean Have Died, and a very special Twitter Spaces Plot Summary MadLibs event you don't want to miss. Take a listen to see what we have in store this month

Batteries Not Included (1987) -
Movie Review

Batteries Not Included (1987) - "It's old and depressing!"

Nov. 17, 2021

This movie has all the key ingredients for a wholesome family film: Gentrification, Elder Abuse, Arson, Attempted Murder, Robot Voyeurism...

80's Movies Starring Robots - Spin the Wheel
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80's Movies Starring Robots - Spin the Wheel

Nov. 10, 2021

You chose the category, we choose our picks, and fate decides our nostalgia review. Allow us to introduce to you our "Spin The Wheel" event

HWSBHD - Tucker & Dale vs. Evil (2010)
How Would Sean Bean Have Died?

HWSBHD - Tucker & Dale vs. Evil (2010)

Oct. 29, 2021

In today's episode, we ask ourselves a simple question: "How Would Sean Bean Have Died" in 2010's comedy horror film, "Tucker & Dale vs. Evil". I am joined by several of our listeners LIVE via Bullhorn.fm

Tucker & Dale vs. Evil (2010) -
Movie Review

Tucker & Dale vs. Evil (2010) - "You guys uhh... goin' camping?"

Oct. 27, 2021

Join us in our final Halloween film of the season, as we laugh our hillbilly asses off with 2010's comedy horror film, "Tucker & Dale vs. Evil". Our Plot Summary MadLibs introduces us to a Moist Butterfinger, a Hangry Stud M…

HWSBHD - Sleepaway Camp (1983) feat. ArkonPhoenix
How Would Sean Bean Have Died?

HWSBHD - Sleepaway Camp (1983) feat. ArkonPhoenix

Oct. 25, 2021

In today's episode, we ask ourselves a simple question: "How Would Sean Bean Have Died" in 1983's American slasher film, "Sleepaway Camp". I am joined by my brother in the force, ArkonPhoenix, and several of our listeners LI…

HWSBHD - Dog Soldiers (2002)
How Would Sean Bean Have Died?

HWSBHD - Dog Soldiers (2002)

Oct. 22, 2021

In today's episode, we ask ourselves a simple question: "How Would Sean Bean Have Died" in 2002's British action horror film, "Dog Soldiers". I am joined by several of our listeners LIVE via Bullhorn.fm

Dog Soldiers (2002) -
Movie Review

Dog Soldiers (2002) - "My guts are out Coop!"

Oct. 20, 2021

[Commissioned by Selina] Chris gives us a great breakdown of this movie, including some history, background stories, and behind the scenes. Spaz gives us a brief review of "Grease 2" per Selina's request, and we get filthy i…

HWSBHD - Final Destination (2000) feat. Reynard City
How Would Sean Bean Have Died?

HWSBHD - Final Destination (2000) feat. Reynard City

Oct. 18, 2021

In today's episode, we ask ourselves a simple question: "How Would Sean Bean Have Died" in 2000's American supernatural horror film, "Final Destination". I am joined again by Rob from Reynard City

Guest: Rob Turner
HWSBHD - Event Horizon (1997) feat. Annamarabella
How Would Sean Bean Have Died?

HWSBHD - Event Horizon (1997) feat. Annamarabella

Oct. 15, 2021

In today's episode, we ask ourselves a simple question: "How Would Sean Bean Have Died" in 1997's science fiction horror film, "Event Horizon". I am joined by Ko-fi Ambassador and incredible writer Annamarabella.

HWSBHD - Child's Play (1988) feat. Derek
How Would Sean Bean Have Died?

HWSBHD - Child's Play (1988) feat. Derek

Oct. 13, 2021

In today's episode, we ask ourselves a simple question: "How Would Sean Bean Have Died" in 1988's American supernatural horror film, "Child's Play". I am joined by Derek in his 5th time on the show!

HWSBHD - It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown (1966) feat. Rico and The Man
How Would Sean Bean Have Died?

HWSBHD - It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown (1966) feat. Rico and The Man

Oct. 11, 2021

In today's episode, we ask ourselves a simple question: "How Would Sean Bean Have Died" in 1966's American prime time animated television special, "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown". I am joined by new friends, Rob and …

HWSBHD - The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)
How Would Sean Bean Have Died?

HWSBHD - The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)

Oct. 8, 2021

In today's episode, we ask ourselves a simple question: "How Would Sean Bean Have Died" in 1993's stop-motion musical Halloween-Christmas themed film, "The Nightmare Before Christmas". I am joined by several of our listeners…

The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) -
Movie Review

The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) - "Life's no fun without a good scare"

Oct. 6, 2021

For Tim and Spaz, nothing says "Halloween" like a singing and dancing skeleton dressed as Santa Claus. That's right, we're jumping straight down the tree to Halloween Town to visit 1993's stop-motion musical Halloween-Christ…

HWSBHD - Hocus Pocus (1993)
How Would Sean Bean Have Died?

HWSBHD - Hocus Pocus (1993)

Oct. 4, 2021

In today's episode, we ask ourselves a simple question: "How Would Sean Bean Have Died" in 1993's American fantasy comedy film, "Hocus Pocus". I am joined by friend of the show, Josh, from the podcast Your Next Favorite Movi…

Guest: Josh G
Huge Announcement + Sean Bean Halloween Extravaganza
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Huge Announcement + Sean Bean Halloween Extravaganza

Sept. 27, 2021

October is going to be our biggest month yet, with 10+ episodes in the works. Come join us during our live recordings to leave comments, participate in polls, and for the first time ever, call in to be a part of the show!

The Wedding Singer (1998) -
Movie Review

The Wedding Singer (1998) - "Somebody Kill Me Please"

Sept. 22, 2021

Join us as we play some Plot Summary MadLibs and Tim serenades the world with his cover of "Somebody Kill Me"

HWSBHD - See No Evil, Hear No Evil (1989)
How Would Sean Bean Have Died?

HWSBHD - See No Evil, Hear No Evil (1989)

Sept. 8, 2021

In today's episode, we ask ourselves a simple question: "How Would Sean Bean Have Died" in 1989's American comedy film, "See No Evil, Hear No Evil". I am joined by my old friend from a galaxy far, far away....

The Sand (2015) -
Movie Review

The Sand (2015) - "Nothing leaves this beach"

Sept. 1, 2021

Why did we do this to ourselves? Join us as we break all the rules and watch this film for the first time (and the last time). We're talking about 2015's American monster movie, "The Sand".

Intermission: Part Deux
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Intermission: Part Deux

Aug. 24, 2021

Tim, Dana, Kari, and Spaz get together to talk about anything and everything while we wait for our next movie review. The conversation is broken down into 4 parts, and can only be found on our Ko-fi page

Intermission - What happened to the crew of On Second Watch?

Intermission - What happened to the crew of On Second Watch?

Aug. 20, 2021

We've been gone with no notice. We intended to take a week off, but not a month... Tim breaks down some of what's been going on and what's to come next.