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Movie Review Episodes

November 17, 2021

Batteries Not Included (1987) - "It's old and depressing!"

This movie has all the key ingredients for a wholesome family film: Gentrification, Elder Abuse, Arson, Attempted Murder, Robot Voyeurism...

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October 27, 2021

Tucker & Dale vs. Evil (2010) - "You guys uhh... goin' camping?"

Join us in our final Halloween film of the season, as we laugh our hillbilly asses off with 2010's comedy horror film, "Tucker & Dale vs. Evil". Our Plot Summary MadLibs introduces us to a Moist Butterfinger, a Hangry Stud Muffin, and a Sexy Turkey....

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October 20, 2021

Dog Soldiers (2002) - "My guts are out Coop!"

[Commissioned by Selina] Chris gives us a great breakdown of this movie, including some history, background stories, and behind the scenes. Spaz gives us a brief review of "Grease 2" per Selina's request, and we get filthy in our Plot Summary MadLibs

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October 06, 2021

The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) - "Life's no fun without a good scare"

For Tim and Spaz, nothing says "Halloween" like a singing and dancing skeleton dressed as Santa Claus. That's right, we're jumping straight down the tree to Halloween Town to visit 1993's stop-motion musical Halloween-Christmas themed film, The Nightmare Before Christmas. Last movie review, you got Tim singing. This time, it's a super cut of the vocal talent of the one and only Spaz. You're welcome?

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September 22, 2021

The Wedding Singer (1998) - "Somebody Kill Me Please"

Join us as we play some Plot Summary MadLibs and Tim serenades the world with his cover of "Somebody Kill Me"

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September 01, 2021

The Sand (2015) - "Nothing leaves this beach"

Why did we do this to ourselves? Join us as we break all the rules and watch this film for the first time (and the last time). We're talking about 2015's American monster movie, "The Sand".

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July 21, 2021

Batman and Robin (1997) - "Let's kick some ice!"

This 2 hour long commercial has more one-liners and puns than we could even count. We knew what we were getting ourselves into with 1997's American superhero film, "Batman and Robin". We joked about this film since before we started our podcast and finally take the polar plunge into the icy water. Oh god, I'm doing it now.

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July 14, 2021

Amelie (2001) - "We pass the time of day to forget how time passes"

The power of imagination and love is on full display in 2001's French romantic comedy film, "Amelie". This is one of Dana's all-time favorite movies and we're excited to finally get a chance to see how this film hits us as adults.

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June 09, 2021

Meet the Parents (2000) - "I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?"

Ben Stiller is the king of cringey, anxiety-inducing, awkward moments, and he is on full display in 2000's American romantic comedy film, "Meet the Parents". Join us as we re-write one of the most memorable scenes MadLibs-style, reflect on our Nostalgia, and see if this movie holds up over time.

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May 19, 2021

Batman (1989) - "You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?"

Nothing says billionaire, masked vigilante like dad jeans and a turtleneck. Join us as we talk about all the wonders and absurdity as we review 1989's Superhero film Batman, with special guest, Nikki!

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April 28, 2021

Return of the Jedi (1983) - "It's a trap!"

We put our fandom and nostalgia to the test as we jump right to the conclusion of the original trilogy and review 1983 American epic space opera film Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi

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April 01, 2021

[PODCAST TAKEOVER] Over the Top (1987) | Good Times, Great Movies

April Fools! On Second Watch has been taken over by Doug and Jamie from the podcast Good Times, Great Movies. Enjoy their hilarious take on this 1987 film featuring arm wrestling, truckin', and fatherhood. This movie is so '80s...

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March 10, 2021

Super Mario Bros. (1993) - "Improbable, Unlikely, but never impossible"

The idea of taking one of the best video games and video game characters from 16-bit to the big screen sounds like an easy way to make a lot of money. Obtain an incredible intellectual property with full creative control, assemble an incredible cast, toss in $48mil, what could go wrong? Let us count the ways...

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February 24, 2021

Enchanted (2007) - "What's not to like?"

Sometimes you need a good partially animated musical romantic comedy self-parody Disney princess movie to take a break from the craziness of life. Can 2007's Enchanted take us to the ball and bring us true love?

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February 10, 2021

The Fifth Element (1997) - "Negative, I am a meat popsicle"

When rewatching a sci-fi movie from decades ago, it's often hilarious how the future and technology is assumed to evolve. 1997's "The Fifth Element" seems to intentionally lean into that hard, as the technology appears to have been developed by someone from the early 80's interpretation of what the future might be.

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