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Batteries Not Included (1987) - "It's old and depressing!"

Nov. 17, 2021

This movie has all the key ingredients for a wholesome family film: Gentrification, Elder Abuse, Arson, Attempted Murder, Robot Voyeurism...

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Tucker & Dale vs. Evil (2010) - "You guys uhh... goin' camping?"

Oct. 27, 2021

Join us in our final Halloween film of the season, as we laugh our hillbilly asses off with 2010's comedy horror film, "Tucker & Dale vs. Evil". Our Plot Summary MadLibs introduces us to a Moist Butterfinger, a Hangry Stud M…

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Dog Soldiers (2002) - "My guts are out Coop!"

Oct. 20, 2021

[Commissioned by Selina] Chris gives us a great breakdown of this movie, including some history, background stories, and behind the scenes. Spaz gives us a brief review of "Grease 2" per Selina's request, and we get filthy i…

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The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) - "Life's no fun without a good scare"

Oct. 6, 2021

For Tim and Spaz, nothing says "Halloween" like a singing and dancing skeleton dressed as Santa Claus. That's right, we're jumping straight down the tree to Halloween Town to visit 1993's stop-motion musical Halloween-Christ…

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The Wedding Singer (1998) - "Somebody Kill Me Please"

Sept. 22, 2021

Join us as we play some Plot Summary MadLibs and Tim serenades the world with his cover of "Somebody Kill Me"

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The Sand (2015) - "Nothing leaves this beach"

Sept. 1, 2021

Why did we do this to ourselves? Join us as we break all the rules and watch this film for the first time (and the last time). We're talking about 2015's American monster movie, "The Sand".

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Batman and Robin (1997) - "Let's kick some ice!"

July 21, 2021

This 2 hour long commercial has more one-liners and puns than we could even count. We knew what we were getting ourselves into with 1997's American superhero film, "Batman and Robin". We joked about this film since before we…

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Amelie (2001) - "We pass the time of day to forget how time passes"

July 14, 2021

The power of imagination and love is on full display in 2001's French romantic comedy film, "Amelie". This is one of Dana's all-time favorite movies and we're excited to finally get a chance to see how this film hits us as a…

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Meet the Parents (2000) - "I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?"

June 9, 2021

Ben Stiller is the king of cringey, anxiety-inducing, awkward moments, and he is on full display in 2000's American romantic comedy film, "Meet the Parents". Join us as we re-write one of the most memorable scenes MadLibs-st…

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Batman (1989) - "You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?"

May 19, 2021

Nothing says billionaire, masked vigilante like dad jeans and a turtleneck. Join us as we talk about all the wonders and absurdity as we review 1989's Superhero film Batman, with special guest, Nikki!

Guest: Nikki
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Return of the Jedi (1983) - "It's a trap!"

April 28, 2021

We put our fandom and nostalgia to the test as we jump right to the conclusion of the original trilogy and review 1983 American epic space opera film Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi

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[PODCAST TAKEOVER] Over the Top (1987) | Good Times, Great Movies

April 1, 2021

April Fools! On Second Watch has been taken over by Doug and Jamie from the podcast Good Times, Great Movies. Enjoy their hilarious take on this 1987 film featuring arm wrestling, truckin', and fatherhood. This movie is so '…

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Super Mario Bros. (1993) - "Improbable, Unlikely, but never impossible"

March 10, 2021

The idea of taking one of the best video games and video game characters from 16-bit to the big screen sounds like an easy way to make a lot of money. Obtain an incredible intellectual property with full creative control, as…

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Enchanted (2007) - "What's not to like?"

Feb. 24, 2021

Sometimes you need a good partially animated musical romantic comedy self-parody Disney princess movie to take a break from the craziness of life. Can 2007's Enchanted take us to the ball and bring us true love?

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The Fifth Element (1997) - "Negative, I am a meat popsicle"

Feb. 10, 2021

When rewatching a sci-fi movie from decades ago, it's often hilarious how the future and technology is assumed to evolve. 1997's "The Fifth Element" seems to intentionally lean into that hard, as the technology appears to ha…