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Well, let's, um, let's butcher this movie. Let's do some, let's do some madlibs, let's do some madlibs. Um, so again, let's, uh, have everybody pick a number one through five.

1 4, 5 3. Oh, no. Uh oh. Yes. Oh, no. Uh, I'm just gonna, I'm just a start right now and say I'm sorry, Kari. Why? Yes, again, I'm sorry. Oh God. Shit's gonna get off the rails. It's, it's gonna get bad. Um, I'm gonna, yeah. Well, let's, um, let's start it off with an adjective. Annoying. Stop thinking about Amy Adams and it's hard.

All right, let's go with yet another adjective. Massive rope. I was close. I was gonna say robust. I can use both cuz The next one's an adjective two. Sweet. All right. Um, I am gonna regret asking this question, but uh, uh, what's something somebody does when they think they're alone? Why?

Uh, Hey, Tim, I don't know where your mind's at, but Jesus, dude, I was gonna say daydream. Masturbate. God. Oh, there we go. Hey, hey. I mean, why not? Well, because it's all right. So in a typical Disney fashion, there's the princess that's just singing her. Songs and suddenly the Prince. So that's, that's where I was going with, and I just had to replace it with something other than singing.

I don't know how that makes any better to what Bass just said. I mean, it's just, maybe that's, that's how he sings. I don't know. That's how he hit those actives.

Let's go with verb. Look fine.

Oh God, I hate this verb. Hate

ing. I have no idea. All right. How about a, how about a verb with, uh, that ends in ed, a past tense verb. Galloped, I mean, there's gotta be a horse at some point, right? Perhaps one with no name. Oh God. Really? Thank you, Kari.

Do, do, do. All right. Let's go with an adjective. Bumpy.

How's, this one's gonna be messed up. It is. Uh, how about a terrible place to be like, like what do you mean by anything next to Dan

SP's bathroom. Yep. It's a bad place to be. It's like the eighth circle of house,

fastest bathroom. Oh, geez. I, I'm so sorry, Kari. Um, this is gonna be weird. Oh no. Oh, yes. Um, a, a family member, not someone's name, but just their relation to you, grandma. That was it. Nevermind, nevermind. We'll keep this PG 13. It's not PG 13 when we're talking about masturbating. Well, in that, in that vein, then we should do stepsister.

Oh, no data. Got it.

I don't use that. Apparently. That's the new rave nowadays. Yep. Oh no. Oh. Throw me a noun please. No vacuum. Vacuum. It is

spas bathroom. Oh God. All right. I need two nouns, shrubbery.

I appreciate the fact that you won't, the term shrubbery tank opposite end the spectrum tank. We've encompasses everything in those two words a little bit. Ooh. Uh, let's go with an adjective to describe somebody. Frisky

spas on a roll tonight. Little bit. Um, another plural. Noun. Sausages. Perfect. That's the old, the old pigs in a blanket. Got it.

Uh, throw me a verb. We're almost done. Boil. Oh God, I don't like this. Well, I thought sausages, I thought hotdog. You make hot dogs, you gotta boil 'em, you know, in water. It doesn't what I was, I was gonna say manscaping. So it's not really much. Wow. Wow. Like we are, we're not even on the same book, let alone the same page.

Boiling and manscaping. This is not a Disney. This fast is over in left field masturbate, apparently. Oh yeah. Well, frisky. Oh god. All right, one more adjective and we're done. Oh, God. Fluffy. Okay. I was gonna say hard, but All right. I like, I like Dana's fluffy there.

That's gonna add, it's really gonna add to this just swamp of mat libs. I decided to end both. I am not gonna be able to read this. I'm just gonna put that uh oh. God. Put that out there. God, this is gonna be horrible. This is, I'm not looking forward to this. I am. This apparently Karis at the, like the center of it.

I, this is gonna be so hard to read. I apologize. In the annoying fairytale world of Andia lives the massive princess in waiting. Spaz, I'm still pretty.

He is waiting for a prince to come so that the two can live happily ever after. Robust Prince Chris,

like a fine wine. I am robust is massive, so it kinda works. Perfect. Robust Prince Chris. Here's him. Masturbating. Oh yeah.

Oh God. I, I had to say that out loud. I hate it. Yeah. Well, that's messed up. Yep. They hate, uh, they immediately fall in love under, in order to be galloped the next day. Yeah.

Hope there's a steed involved. However, before the galloping, a bumpy hag, send spaz down a wishing well. Which is really an abyss to her banishment to spa's bathroom.

Oh man, I don't wanna go into her. The hag is Karid, of course. Oh, Chris's evil stepsister in disguise. Oh God. Who does not want to relinquish her claim to the vacuum? Who would, this is little, this is little things in life Isn't. I love a the Dyson vacuum. I would fight for that. Now transported to SP's bathroom.

Spaz does not understand her, his new environment and is not treated well until she meets six year old Dana, who like most girls her age, loves shrubbery and tanks.

Wow. Where are the markers when I need to draw that one out. Oh, kidding. Uh, Dana's father is Frisky divorce lawyer. Tim? No. Oh, guess what I'm calling you from now on, uh, frisky. Divorce lawyer. Tim, uh, who does not like to encourage his daughter to dream about sausages. I wouldn't either. I wouldn't either.

That's a good way to go down to That's how you get, that's how you get into Sinon. That's how you become a stepdaughter one day.

Oh,

I think they make videos about that.

Oh, God. However, as Spaz begins to fall in love with Tim, she begins to question happily ever after. Meanwhile, Chris boils down the abyss to look for his love. But Kari has fluffy and hard plans of her own. That was hands down, one of the most messed up devils I've ever heard. I never wanna read that again.

No. Oh my god, I hate myself. Sadly, a domestic hag was probably the best thing I've had in any of our MADD libs. So I'll take it. Yes, it has been you, we were, we were nice to you in this like Kari. Totally. Yeah. But as soon as you called out your number, Kari, and then I, I saw, then I wrote, the hag is blank and I was like, oh, I'm sorry.

Uh. Keep it on. Keep it on. God. Life's the garden. Dig it. Wow. Whoa. I feel like I was like, was that like a mo motivational per like posterior back in like spirit right next to the cat hanging in there? Nah, man. That was Joe Dirt baby. You know, I haven't seen that movie probably in 20 something years. I'm pretty sure how that's how it goes, but I'm not sure.

I don't know. I'm sorry. I can't get past the part where Chris overheard spaz masturbating and still went to me. I know, me too. I make weird noises. It's, it's just like Craigslist, lost connections.

Shit. Whatever man. Tim, Tim fell in love with me at the end of the movie, so. Yeah, right. Love it too, Tim. No, you fell in love with me. Oh, well, whatever, man. Love you. You know it. I'm the Frisky divorce lawyer. Lawyer, and don't you forget it.

Uh, I am Dr. McDreamy. Okay. God, let's move on from that. I don't wanna think about it anymore.